Our Syndicate’s well acquainted with the guys at Hook Office~ We used to chop n’ rip n’ tear together before they moved on to Fixer business… We were the best buddies, the two Syndicates had a wonderful time with each other. We still do help ‘em out sometimes nowadays. Hm? You thought Fixers and Syndicates were enemies for life? Well… You could say it’s a longstanding love-hate relationship. Usually, a Syndicate causes a scene and Fixers come over to take care of it. But think about it for a sec. If Syndicates didn’t exist, more than half of all Offices would be out of jobs, essentially unemployed, ya get it? It’s a symbiotic relationship right there~! So don’t be so cold to us.
And some Fixers often cooperate with Syndicates to handle cases. Y’know, it’s not like dogs and cats constantly fight each other when they’re together, yeah? That sorta logic. We Syndicates do the things Fixers can’t dare take care of. I heard some Offices straight up ban killing people, even. Something about life being precious and whatevs. It’s bullcrap. Anyway, that’s how Syndicates and Fixers complement each other. There’s some crooks you’d want dead for sure before they could complicate things, you see?
Man~ Talking about ‘em makes me miss my ol’ friends. Don’t get to meet those pals often these days… I might as well storm Hook Office this time around, see some familiar faces~
Combat Dialogue
That doesn’t even feel like a victory.
Just to make sure, you are the big baddies they mentioned, right?
That was such a smooth win, I feel like humming a celebratory tune!
You’re not running a charity group giving away books… or something, are ya?
I’m a little bit sorry to the fellas who became books. But life goes on!
Those crazy bastards… You’re gonna pay for this.
B-big sibby… Who was it. I’m asking, which one of you is responsible for this!
It’s kiiinda sad to see a friend of mine go.
It’s not like I could take that hit for ya.
If only I’d taken that guy out one bit quicker…
Gah, piss… I got messed up…!
This can’t be… They must’ve cheated…!
No… There’s, there’s no way I could lose…
A kid like that got me? This has got to be a dream…
I can’t die until I’ve crushed ‘em all!!!
You picked a fight with us when you’re so soft? This is an embarrassment.
What’re you gonna protect with your flimsy bodies?
A heavy blow is the best way to send ‘em.
You really got trashed like a flimsy piece of paper, huh?
Crushing these annoying flies seems easy enough.
This axe gives me a sweet sensation when I chop things with it~
What are we even gonna extort from these little kids.
They look like they can barely take my axe, though?
